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Q:
What do you call a woman with a sinking ship on her head? Q:
What do you call a woman with a pint of beer on her head playing snooker?
Q: What do you call a lion with toothache?
Q: What do you call a man with a big truck on his head?
Q: What do you call a man with turf on his head?
Q: What do you call the ghost who haunts TV shows?
Q: What kind of illness does Bruce Lee get? Q:
What do you call a man who doesn't sink?
Q: What do you call a Rodent that has a sword?
Q: What do you call the bad lion tamer?
Q: What do monsters make with cars? Q:
What do you call the elephant witch doctor? Q:
Why did the pony cough?
Q: What do sheep do on sunny days? Q:
How do you know when a dog has been naughty? Q:
Where do Aliens keep their sandwiches? Q:
What do you call the pub on Mars?
Q: Why did the spaceship land outside your bedroom? Q:
What do you call a vampire that lives in the kitchen?
Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Q: If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would
they bury the survivors? Q:
Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by, each took a pear and
left eleven hanging there. How can this be? How can eleven pears be
left?
Q: If there's a frog, dead in the centre of a lilypad which is right
in the middle of the pond, which side would it jump to?
Q: You're a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second
stop 8 people on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth
stop everyone got off. The question is what colour are the bus drivers
eyes?
Q: What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains? Q:
A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a
hair on his head got wet...how come?
Q: David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ? Q:
What has a mouth but doesn't eat, a bank with no money, a bed but doesn't
sleep, and waves but has no hands? Q:
A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on
Friday. How could that be? Q:
If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the
left side where's the white house?
Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
Q:
When is a car not a car?
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